Ultimate Fighting - How Many Mes Could Take One of These Guys

The funny thing is that I asked my friend this question and the reply was that "I don't think any number of me could take one of these guys because none of me would have the balls to throw the first punch".

Chinese Foot Torture

I went away to HuZhou this weekend and I don't know why I do this once in a while, but again, I subjected myself to Chinese foot massage, which I find to be almost unbearably painful. I always have to be somewhat drunk to do it as well, but this time I could've used at least 6 more beers.

The lady that exacted the torture had the strangest looking hands, there were these big gnarled structures growing on her knuckles, I shit you not.

Anyways, the idea is just to find all these sensitive pressure points in your feet and grind them with your knuckles, the only reason I go though is that it feels awesome when it's done. You feel like you're walking on clouds or something, but I seriously suggest about five beers and maybe some strong painkiller beforehand.